Score: 6

"Pointless, but fun."

submission: Quagmire Soundboard

date: July 21, 2008

Title says it all.

Score: 7

"Alright!"

submission: Thenightofthelivingpivot2

date: July 21, 2008

7 for effort.

Score: 10

"A true Masterpiece"

submission: jungel mision

date: July 17, 2008

This has to be one of the greatest - if not THE greatest - titles ever to be brought fourth onto the internet. It begins with a riveting conversation between the ingeniously Simply named Jones and his old military commander, Chadwick. The entire conversation is so deep and haunting that it stays in your mind long after you leave the theater. You can really hear the fear and anger in their voices as Jones learns that a group of terrorists have stolen a precious artifact. The entire airplane scene was a truly terrifying experience. I truly felt as though I was inside a small plane with another plane shooting at me. Coupled with the hauntingly disturbing radio chatter that sent shivers down my very spine, the fear just seemed to genuine, right up to the fiery plane crash that leaves the audience wondering whether Jones will ever get back up. We see him, beaten and bruised, in the middle of a dark and creepy jungle. I found myself literally biting my nails as Jones lay motionless in the trees, watching a group of terrorists searching for him, waiting for him to make one giveaway noise that would have led to his gruesome death. Nothing could compare to the absolutely masterful way in which you worked in Jones's old archenemy, thought to be deceased in the previous installment. At this point, Jones must face the terrorists who had been hunting him previously. The fight scene itself is so fast and masterfully edited that I had to watch it a few times to catch all the action! The fact that every fight is shown from a first-person perspective really adds to the feel of fighting for your life for a precious artifact. After this simply stunning scene concludes, Jones encounters his archenemy once again. After seeing the previous fight scene, I didn't think there was any possible way that could be outdone, but somehow it was. Both of the actors' acrobatic skills were simply stunning right up until the unnamed enemy is sent plummeting to the bottom of a pit, reminiscent of the scene from 300, only much better in every way. And just when Jones is seen heading back to his plane with an artifact of such realism and craftsmanship that it very well could have been taken from an actual African temple, and just when I thought the action was over, a tiger jumped out of nowhere and made the entire audience jump back in their seats in shock! This was most certainly the best animal fight I - or anyone - have ever seen. After the scene ends and your heartbeat goes back to normal, Jones gets back in his plane, and the movie ends on a delightfully humorous note, but without abandoning the general tone of the movie. Well done, Beaver-beaver!!! Well done, indeed!! I hope to be seeing more from you in the future.